TOP 5 SEXIEST MALE POLITICIANS (NOT CLICKBAIT)
TOP 5 SEXIEST POLITICIANS
by Ryan Schnocket
Although they are powerful and run the world, most male politicians are decidedly unsexy. Lucky for our greedy eyes though, there are still a few diamonds hiding in the white-haired, overweight rough. Many of those listed below have bodies and looks that would never lead you to believe they work in government. Here are the sexiest male politicians in America, as decided on by me, someone with way too much time on his hands.
5. Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom is the current governor of California, which is all I know about him other than him being relatively good looking. At 51 years old, Gavin has already past the age at which his gender retains any degree of usefulness. Despite this, he barely looks a day over 30, which does give him some inherent value. He seems to have no problem showing plenty of skin, teasing voters' imaginations with just a hint of clavicle. With a strong jawline like that, has my vote for sure!
4. Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan was the 54th speaker of the house, holding the position for six years before recently being defeated by Nancy Pelosi. Its hard to imagine Ryan not being on this list, especially with the beard he grew recently. You can tell he definitely just grew it to conceal his overly wide mouth though. Since he mostly goes around in a suit and tie, its hard to say much about his body, but given how many times he's tried to get rid of the ACA, I'd say he's got a pretty healthy one. 
3. Ricardo Rosello
Ricardo Rosello is the governor of Puerto Rico, a territory so ignored that you probably won't care that much that the only reason I brought it up was to objectify its leader. At only 40 years old, Rosello is still in his prime, but pretty soon, his muscles will probably start sagging and he'll lose the only thing he's good for. I wonder who takes care of his children while he's off at work instead of raising them like a good father should. He isn't really a natural beauty either, its blatantly obvious that he has like a pound of hair gel in.
2. Adam Kinzinger
Adam Kinzinger is a U.S. representative for the state of who cares you're only here to ogle his body anyway. He has clean cut, straight hair, and a pretty face to match. Unlike the other politicians on this list, Adam is less of a tease, and has modeled for Men's Health magazine to show off his abs and bulging pectorals. His policies have been very popular in the Republican Party, but I'm sure his good looks didn't hurt him getting elected either. He's in favor of concealed carry across state lines, and with guns like those, I can see why.
1. Jim Justice
There are quite a few attractive male politicians, but at the end of the day, I think we all knew who was going to be number one. At 68 years old, Jim Justice is still going strong, and even has something of an appeal as a sexy, mature, man. Justice has fat in all the right places, and all the places. He's also a towering 6 feet, 7 inches tall, which is a huge plus for a lot of us out there who love tall, strong men. Being the richest, and most powerful man in West Virginia doesn't hurt either. Justice is unfortunately married, but nothing's stopping us from admiring from afar.
I have to disagree with this list, especially number three. You forget foreign beauties like Emmanuel Macron and Justin Trudeau, leaders of France and Canada, respectively. They both have smooth voices and hair to match. I'm surprised you didn't make a female politician ranking article, because Sarah Huckabee Sanders is something else, but I guess that's been overdone. Thank you for objectifying and degrading these sexy male politicians. It really opened my eyes to just how much we devalue men in American society, and treat them as eye-candy instead of intellectual human beings with thoughts and feelings. Jim Justice will always be #1 in my sexy politician book, but Mitch McConnell is a close second.
ReplyDeleteAidan, I love you for writing this. Men need to be taken down a peg and objectified just as much as women are. Although, on comment about your list- what about our dear old governor Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean, in his prime he was hella sexy and didn't have a problem showing it. Terminator was basically just a commercial for his abs. He's looking mighty fine nowadays too, just check out the following link.
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I think men really only get elected because of their bodies, not what's in their head. What a shame. Well, at least we still have women.
I'm reading this because the need for sex. All these boys are making me feel funny and I really think this helped me pick my vote. Mr. Rosello's eyes are so seducing it makes me feel like he would be great in any office. I don't like the way Mr. Ryan looks. He just has too much wrong with his face as well as his body. Media is so good uwu.
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